Weasel is afraid that if he wears anything at all noticeable then he will be thought gay. He chooses his clothes from a palette of navy-blue and the colour of denim.
He tucks his polo shirts firmly in so that they cannot be lifted by a shirt-lifter. Once he tried a grey polo shirt but wasn't happy.
I got him a pair of Levis for Christmas but they didn't sit right. To sit right, there should be a completely flat area at the rear from the belt down to the mid-thigh. Even a hint of an arse would be too provocative.
Practicality is his watch-word. This is why, when he has had a skinful, he will go to bed with his shoes on.
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