Wednesday, 2 May 2007

Beating the urge to text - in graph form

I've now stopped the racking sobs brought on by yesterday's entry and done a graph. I am not embarrassed to admit that I was heavily inspired by the marvellous peeps at plooptionary.com


Graph Showing The Urge To Text Over Days Since Breakup


Notes:
In this model the breakup is assumed to have occurred on a Saturday, which it probably did.

The blips are caused by being drunk on subsequent Saturdays.

2 actual texts are sent. The first (day 7) reads "How r u?" and the second (day 14) claims that you have a new partner who actually appreciates you.

The shape of the graph suggests a horrible spiny fish, and that is what the whole situation stinks of.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This graph is an inspiration to us all - If the plooptionary graphs ever make it into book form, I'd be most grateful if I could include the spiny fish!

2 May 2007 at 16:22
Unknown said...

My first comment! And WHAT a comment! And WHAT a commenter!!

[Said simply with eyes lowered] : Your praise means the world to me.
Thank you.

2 May 2007 at 19:40
Anonymous said...

What actual day are you on then? Or is this a prediction?

2 May 2007 at 20:29

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